gayleaf:

*Likes your post because i secretly want to have sex with you*

kakuzu:

how many followers do you need before someone orders you a pizza for free

(Source: phiones)

Anonymous:
why did you and your girlfriend break up?

Reasons

Anonymous:
Ur dogs are cute but not as cute as u

Aw babi u no da way 2 ma hart 💕💕💕

Anonymous:
can i buy you a pug

Yes please